hackers post zombie warning signs

hackers (most likely "computer geniuses" from the university of texas nearby, according to the guys who had the keys to the signs) in austin changed road signs to warn of zombie attacks. hilarious. 

read. 

fun game

throw shoes at bush! 

start the fun

found on craigslist... hilarious

"To the woman that crapped in my car… (NE Portland) 

We met on Craigslist so I am hoping that this post finds you. I know that it could quite possibly be the most humiliating first date that you have ever been on, but I am willing to look past that. 

I thought we had chemistry sitting at McMenamins sharing that basket of Cajun Tots while drinking the Terminator Stout. I really felt like there was a connection there. I found you to be intelligent and witty and looked forward to further conversation with you. 

At some point in life, everyone has gambled on a fart and lost. It just happened to be on a first date in the passenger seat of my car. Please don’t feel bad. The package I sent you with Pepto the next day and the note that said “First dates are always a crap shoot. Call me” was meant to be funny, not offensive. 

I have gambled on a fart and lost on multiple occasions. The first time I did it was very memorable. It happened when I was five and sitting on my uncle's lap. I am lactose intolerant, but love cheese. I probably win 95% of the time, but I don't think anyone wins 100% of the time. That's why they call it "gambling". I'm the last person to judge you for crapping your pants. In fact, I am impressed by your boldness. The timing on the other hand, could have been a tad bit better...like when you're not sitting on a heated leather seat... 

What I am trying to say is that if you want to go out again, I would be more than happy to take you someplace where we can get a meal that is high in fiber and less taxing on the digestive tract. 

I await your call, 
Tad 

P.S. - If you shat yourself on purpose to end the evening early…Touché…"

hahhahah

joe biden's teeth!

look at joe's pearly whites. plus, submit a photo and get free gum! and look at weird people's photos, haha.

check it

baby tries to drink from a hose. adorable.

we may be living in a giant hologram ...

 according to this article,  

"'we are all living in a giant cosmic hologram.' ... The idea that we live in a hologram probably sounds absurd, but it is a natural extension of our best understanding of black holes, and something with a pretty firm theoretical footing. It has also been surprisingly helpful for physicists wrestling with theories of how the universe works at its most fundamental level. No one knows what it would mean for us if we really do live in a hologram, yet theorists have good reasons to believe that many aspects of the holographic principle are true."

pretty fucking crazy.

protecting young by shitting on predators

just watched this video where these birds protect their babies by basically bombing it with their poop. hahaha. 

wouldn't let me embed it but see it here. 

uh-oh...

apparently, 

"Three cups of brewed coffee a day 'triples risk of hallucinations'". 

shit. i usually average that... 

the article. 

spray paint perfume?

found out about this in lucky magazine. it's a perfume from barney's, that when you spray it comes out like spraypaint, but the color fades:

"Wode Paint perfume by Boudicca is a true revolution in fragrance. Paint contains a bright blue dye that showers the wearer with an azure mess when sprayed. Your clothes are not ruined, as the dye fades in a few minutes, just like the disappearing ink trick."

so weird. i dunno if i trust it to not get on clothes and stuff...

 see it on their website here. 

ahh!

so i went snowboarding over the weekend, and when i went to get on the chairlift one time, the seat was flipped up, and i ended up riding up the whole mountain with three other guys perched on a single metal bar. fucking scary.

and now my friend showed me this article, where the same thing happened to a guy at vail, but he ended up "dangling upside down, pantsless!" 

lol ok so it's kinda funny... but also terrifying especially cuz that could've happened to me!

awesome opportunity at urban outfitters

i was at urban outfitters in harvard square today, and they had this flyer up about a one-day-only job opportunity. apparently january 14th, they are hiring people, just for the day, to help with inventory. you also get a 40% discount off everything at the store-- pretty good. i would so do it but i'm gonna be back at school already. 

anyways, if your interested go to the store and tell them, or call-- the store said to ask for dave. 

great music finding site

in case anyone doesn't know about pandora, it is this amazing site where you can put in a song or artist you like, and it will generate music that you will probably also like, based on musical quality, instrumentation, genre, etc. 

check it out. 

cool food art

came across this awesome food art... they're so cool. slightly unappetizing, especially since there's a lot of brussel sprouts and mushrooms and foods like that in them, but still cool. 

my fav, yoshi: 

see more here. 

superb bird of paradise

naturally i found another crazy animal while watching planet earth with the fam. this is called the "superb bird of paradise." it does this crazy mating dance and fluffs it's feathers up.... my sisters and i think it looks like a weird digital computer face. lol. 

happy new year!

here's a new year's resolution generator to help come up with, well, interesting resolutions. my favorite that i got was "i will shout i love chocolate when i fuck"... lol

resolution generator