help i'm bored

haha. random website. but kind of amusing 

helpineedhelp.com

love 30 rock.

ok, peeing my pants at 30 rock right now. in this one episode, tracy says that he went into school because his son left his "music stick" at home... his friends clarifies: "he means his flute."

...alright i thought it was funny. 

yes i'm a math geek....

...but this love poem from "harold and kumar escape from guantanamo bay" is adorable.

"i'm sure that i will always be

a lonely number like root three

the three is all that's good and right,

why must my three keep out of sight

beneath the vicious square root sign,

i wish instead i were a nine

for nine could thwart this evil trick,

with just some quick arithmetic

i know i'll never see the sun, as 1.7321

such is my reality, a sad irrationality

when hark! what is this i see,

another square root of a three

as quietly co-waltzing by,

together now we multiply

to form a number we prefer,

rejoicing as an integer

we break free from our mortal bonds 

with the wave of magic wands

our square root signs become unglued

your love for me has been renewed"

-kumar 

eminem storming off at vma's was staged! haha

"On Sunday night, when Sacha Baron Cohen's alter-ego Bruno descended from the rafters and landed fanny-first on Eminem's head, most folks figured that the rapper's rage was the real deal. Suckers! Not only was Eminem in on the joke, he and Baron Cohen rehearsed it to make sure it would all go according to plan."

hahah i find this hilarious. i legit thought eminem was wicked pissed. read the rest of the article here.